Dear God,

Let GEJ, surprise me by appointing technocrats to his cabinet.

Let me be a laughing stock as a result of Jonathan’s crackdown on all corruption. And keep the thieving Governors in check.

Let me have to hide as a result of Jonathan fulfilling 20% of his promises. Don’t worry about keeping number one.

Let me be silenced by Jonathan’s keeping of Nigeria secure.

Let me have to apologise as a result of Jonathan bringing the masterminds (not a couple of almajiri’s) behind the bomb blasts and the election riots to book (whatever that means)

Let Jonathan cause me to be booed by sorting out power. 

Dear God, give Goodluck Ebele Jonathan all the help he needs to prove me a false prophet.

AMEN.